Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke!!!
I am hoping he lives long enough to prosecute his half of a civil war. We want the bad guys to constantly step on rakes, and Trump is very good at that. Ideally, he should die in the middle of that, so that Thiel, Elon, and the rest of the dickhead gang can fight over the throne at the worst time possible for the Dark “Enlightenment”…no, the Dim Ignorance.
The less good people have to die because of these jackasses, the better.
Stop getting our hopes up. Evil bastards live a longtime.
They likely have a replacement ready. When you manage to get a group all-in on tribalism juice, they’ll come up with cognitive dissonance and narratives all on their own and fall in line no matter what happens.
Oh he’ll for sure be propped up and wheeled around indefinitely, but it’s basically confirmed he’s getting more frequent TIAs and worse recoveries despite his treatment. Real question is how bad is the next puppet going to be once he croaks.
I don’t think there is anyone close to being able to hold onto the MAGA fan base of Trump kicks it. Vance sure can’t, Elon is universally hated, as is Stephen Miller. None of Trump’s kids has any charisma either.
The next few years would end up being “weekend at Bernie’s, Trump edition”
Yeah, every time I see a headline saying “Trump, 79, …” I just scroll past it at this point.
It’s not going to stop the madness.
This seems like a legit story but it is so off-putting when articles quote random social media comments
Rawstory sensationalizes small bits of real info, constantly. He’ll probably pop up tomorrow.
The god emperor demands his psykers
The best hide and seeker, many people are saying.
Hopefully no one finds him
I don’t want him to die yet.
I want him to live long enough to face all the consequences of his every criminal action. I want him to die in prison after losing everything. After watching his entire criminal family jailed, his buildings and golf courses sold, and his name forever marked as the despotic maniac he is. Even then, it would not be sufficient justice.
We already know that isn’t going to happen though. The smug raisin was impeached twice, has raped children with Epstein, and is currently declaring LGBT+ and their allies as terrorists. If those things weren’t enough to have him locked away, what will be?
I honestly think the most justice we could hope to see would be his bloated, festering body finally giving out on him on national television. But I doubt his retinue will give us that joy.
We can’t possibly imagine why.
Yeah and if the CK thing was any indicator of how it’ll go, the administration will milk it for all it’s worth. It’ll be gross.
I hope he dies in the stupidest, self-owning way possible, like tripping over his own feet and falling down some stairs. Preferably on camera.
What’s the hight of the tail rotor on a Sea King?
Trpping and falling down the steps of AF1. And then, as he’s dying at the bottom, he shits himself.
I was thinking he could be so constipated from eating junk fast food that he farts himself to death sitting on the toilet. 🚽
i want him to be eating on camera and then accidentally elvis himself
During one of his dumb speeches in front of a crowd of MAGA idiots … right in the middle of making one of his dumb statements, just suddenly stops, stares into space and falls over.
Preferably saying something stupid like “Folks, let me tell you something — if I’m wrong, if the Republican Party is wrong — and by the way, we’re not — but if we were wrong, then may God strike me down right now! But it’s not gonna happen, because we’re doing what’s right for America. Believe me.”
Love to see how they would try to spin that being his last words.
Preferably giving the mike a blowjob again?
as long as there are elvises (heart attack while eating something nasty and then shitting oneself, then dying) involved and it’s on camera, i’ll win a bet
Unlike with CK though, they won’t be able to hide or contain or threaten the millions of people who will take to the streets celebrating. THAT is the part I look forward to, the absolute, uncontainable movement of the masses defying the state and all it’s impotent rage.
Honestly I don’t see that happening. Even with his passing, that really doesn’t change anything. The administration is still there, and 2nd in line is couch-fucker vance. The foundation for their plans are already in place, and quite frankly, Taco has served his purpose with his popularity declining.
The administration will just use any uprising as a reason to mobilize more troops in the name of safety or whatever. I really wish I’m wrong though.
JD doesn’t have the political capital Trump has had which has been the reason Trump gets away with shitting in the faces of everything and everyone.
He has a feverishly devoted base of armed, loyal voters who will support ANYTHING he does. That’s raw political power at a foundational level. Nobody understands how he does it so they keep jockeying people like Vance into the spotlight hoping to be able to take the reins.
But Trump’s base hates Vance. He talks too much, he sounds like a politician, he has no swagger like Trump does. The magic will go out when the dim light goes out of Trump’s lousy life.
I don’t think birds will sing and sunbeams will wash the country clean or anything, but the end of Trump will be the beginning of the decay of the republican party. They have no leader with the same political capital. About the only person who had a chance of introducing his own brand of charisma to flute the rats was Charlie Kirk.
It is well understood how he does it. Go watch the documentary Bad Faith. The CNP (Council for National Progress, the group that founded the heritage foundation), has been supplying priests and pastors talking point for 50 years. The CNP told the priests what to say, the priests tell people to follow trump. boom, cult.
I’m fairly certain when djt checksout, the cult will be gifted to JD and business will continue.
got an eighth of high grade weed and a cheap box of wine set aside for the day
Why the good bad and not good good?
huh?
Did Racist Grandpa shuffle off the nursing home property?
Wasn’t there a nazi episode on the the original start trek that might explain this?
Handlers keeping him hidden like they did Biden. Dead or alive were still fucked, he’s just a cog in the machine that will be replaced to keep the status quo protected and running
If he keels over I’m still gonna get drunk with my mates though.
Sure then the cult will quietly assemble under that master smooth charismatic leader Steven Miller.
He’s too close to the mothership. Vance will be president and ol Steve will continue avoiding UV light, where possible.
Yeah. But you mispronounced “Theil”.
Unlike master smooth charismatic leader Donald Trump?
All he needs to do is slur some slurs and his base will eat it up. There’s nothing fancy behind them, just a lack of humanity.
Yeah it’s a cult of personality. DeSantis wanted it but they said No.
Lindsey Graham thought he could weasel his way in, they laughed him out. Perjury Traitor Greed has all the credentials but, let’s be honest, she identifies as a woman, and they’re not electing that. Plus she’s plain old insane. He’s demented. It’s a fine but distinct line.
Desantis wears shoe inserts and graham is very clearly a closeted homosexual. Miller is hateful and patriotic and has the balls to atleast appear to be himself. That is all they like about trump aside from his illusion of wealth. “The way he just says what he means.” It will either be miller or miller will continue to control from the background and let vance be the scapegoat for when things get ugly.
Stephen Miller can never fill Trump’s shoes. Trump at least has charisma - he can charm and flatter people and keep a smile on his face. Miller is just hatred manifest, not to mention he exudes insecurity and he looks like a cartoon villain. Zero redeeming qualities. He has to stay in the background so people don’t see the ugly face of their agenda.
I fear the need for charism is no longer relevant. They have become a self sustaining hate machine with very little standing in their way.
Trump at least has charisma
He really doesn’t
I mean - no. I know, i know, but seriously. They don’t even like Steve Bourbon, and he’s tried to be in the media as much as possible. Plus Miller is. Y’know.
Let’s just say close but no cigar.
Bannon is a raging alcoholic that exudes Jabba the Hutt energy. I think of all of them, miller is the most immediately “effective”. I think given vances early ties to the paypal mafia, he is next in line for puppet.
No way. Never. Not even if he sounded like Gilbert Gottfried.
Yeah but if trump croaks, there will be a power vacuum, and these are the kinds of people who need someone to worship.
With any luck they’ll display all of the hatred and animosity that made them famous toward each other.
Y’know like the left does.
Hi-oooooooo!
I don’t get it but for whatever reason he has an enthusiastic following specific to him.
There are a number of races where people tried to ride his popularity, but unless Trump is directly in the race, it doesn’t seem to matter so much.
He’s the embodiment of their idea of the American dream. Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, accruing unlimited wealth and living a life with no accountability. They want to be him.
They don’t want a world with no kings. They want to be king.
Ask Vlad for the condition of his agent.
It’s pretty clear he’s an Israeli asset and the Russia stuff was misdirection.
Maybe, but you can’t throw a stick in DC without hitting an Israeli agent. Anyone that’s not a hard core Zionist is still scared to cross AIPAC.
Doubtful. Even Israel would want to see us stick around, and operating without this level of dysfunction, you’d think. They need us to remain a world superpower.
With all of these dipshits at the helm and purposefully trying to stoke a civil war, that’s very much in jeopardy, which serves the interests of Russia (and China) much more than it does Israel’s interests. What other country is going to prop them up like us?
They’re hoping they’re the superpower in the end. No one said nor should anyone expect religious lunacy to be especially coherent or moral for that matter.
