• WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
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    7 days ago

    They’re the reincarnation of the Horsemen, all turned 18, celebrating in Vegas, and just now slowly unlocking their powers and memories.

    It starts In petty and roundabout ways. The entire movie you hear in the background “my phone suddenly died”. Sudden trade war news causing the business men to flee who were hogging the tables. Computer in the lobby acting up like it’s diseased, and throughout the movie vending machines suddenly giving them free stuff. A kid at the salad bar having a temper tantrum suddenly craving vegetables.

    Angels show up and try to stop them. These are lingerie models of course, just getting ready to go on the catwalk with their wings and suddenly getting taken over by divine spirits.

    Various demonic entities take over casino and mob bosses. Various fights start, the four guys overwhelmed, chased by Victoria’s Secret and the mob.

    In the end, the dudes accept their destinies, and win. They drive away in a mustang leaving behind a Vegas with for sale signs everywhere.