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minus-squareThatGuy46475@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up91·18 hours agoYou teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize
minus-squareobsoleteacct@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 hours agoAnd start making crazy demands about not being boiled and eaten. It’ll be Blair Mountain all over again.
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 hours agoNot with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire. (Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)
minus-squarerockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·17 hours agoWho ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?
You teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize
And start making crazy demands about not being boiled and eaten. It’ll be Blair Mountain all over again.
Not with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire.
(Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)
Who ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?
“Fellow crabs, join claws!”