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ickplant@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

He's a toast ninja

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He's a toast ninja

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ickplant@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    19 hours ago

    I have mistaken the cat food knife for the butter knife more than once.

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      But if it was tuna you were having, no one would know!

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      But you’re sure it wasn’t the poop knife? Like, 100% positive?

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        Yeah, we keep that one in the bathroom sink, not the kitchen sink.

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          Smart.

          Hope the cat knows.

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            Don’t be silly, the cat doesn’t know how to use knives.

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