You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
Man carcination really doesn’t fuck around
Don’t waste my time with imitation crab, PLEASE. Just provide my societally acceptable excuse to eat a carton of fried cream cheese and I will pay you.
The best crab Rangoon I’ve ever had was literally just sweetened cream cheese in a wonton wrapper. It was 2 dollars for a bag of like 12 small rangoons and I ate those fucking things as often as I could. We’d make the drive in to town, grab some before we did anything else, and grab another bag on the way back out. I have few good memories of those times and those rangoons are one of them.
That’s how I like 'em, too.
HELL YEAH, BROTHER! I GOON UNTIL MY TUMMY DONT FEEL RIGHT. :(
I coom
Must be taking orders from the crab Mafia if you’re a crab-ran-goon
