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minus-squareMachinist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoThis was covered back in '93 on usenet. Behold: Smuckfest!
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoWhat most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.
minus-squareNat (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoEveryone I argue online with is a Smurf?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoOnce they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.
minus-squareladicius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 day agoThis is ancient furry porn, isn’t it?
minus-squareMachinist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoHuh. I’m not sure how far back furries go. If not, it’s certainly proto furry porn. Pretty sure it predates the formulation of Rule 34.
This was covered back in '93 on usenet. Behold: Smuckfest!
What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.
Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.
Everyone I argue online with is a Smurf?
Once they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.
This is ancient furry porn, isn’t it?
Huh. I’m not sure how far back furries go.
If not, it’s certainly proto furry porn. Pretty sure it predates the formulation of Rule 34.