That’s right bros. Also, every time you have sex with a woman, you absorb some of her oestrogen and become feminised. (She also absorbs some of your testosterone, which makes you extra gay for having sex with her.)

The implication of this is that the hygienically challenged chunguses who have been chronically devoid of validating girlfriends are not the pathetic losers they were mocked for in school, but secretly true princes among men, the custodians of manly virtues. It’s a new heroic pseudohistorical mythology, like Jakob’s Grafted Devil for incels or something.

makes sense

Dudes just warming up to tell people he’s gay.

It is ridiculous how much damage is done by dudes who are too brainwashed and fragile to admit to themselves that all they need to be happy is to just openly fuck other dudes.

This is the most closeted person I’ve ever seen, and I once held the world record for longest hide ‘n’ seek session in an IKEA warehouse.

Fellas, is it gay to be straight?

Dudes fuckin dudes on the orders of Rock Hard Jesus

The fuck is this brainrot.