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    2 months ago

    Am doctor, can confirm: you should not be reproducing.

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    I regret reading this

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    How to unread things?

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    This is only scratching the surface of the weirdness of semen retention advocates. Throwback to the Canadian political candidate who advocated for this a few years ago:

    “Every time you’re tempted to ejaculate, every time you’re tempted to go watch porn… You are essentially in the fight for your life. You’re fighting for your very lifeforce. Nature’s forgiving, and because of nature’s merciful nature, we’ve taken advantage of that nature and now we’re depleting,” argues Nakula. “Right now the world needs men. Men with full balls,” said the PPC candidate in a YouTube video.

    Source: https://thepostmillennial.com/ppc-candidate-calls-himself-a-semen-retention-soldier-claims-he-can-breathe-through-his-testicles

    “Breathe deeply into your balls," he wrote on Instagram. “Imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale, imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would”. “Most men never breathe into their balls consciously,” he added.

    Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/politician-says-men-should-breathe-25021657

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      Learning to read was a mistake

      • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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        Experts are divided between those who think we never should have left the trees, and those who think we never should have left the oceans.

        As an armchair scientist myself, I think we screwed up leaving the singularity of the big bang. Inflation and baryogenesis were a mistake.

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          In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

          Why half of the best quotes on the internet are either Adams or Pratchett’s ?

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      This shit is real!?!

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    #trustme

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      The one thing they could have made Shepard read that would make him invite the reapers invasion.

  • Lowleekun [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Op does only play with the immature.

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    Looks like we found Elon Musk’s alt

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    Semen gets internally recycled to keep it fresh.

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      Yep, and if you don’t use them the body will break down the sperm and absorb it. So op is basically advocating young men to absorb fat loads into their bodies.

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        The male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down

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