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they haven't seen that coming

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they haven't seen that coming

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    https://youtu.be/-7E-ttJpJ7Q

    You can’t guillotine the Wolverine peen.

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      aut BroBot9000, may I please have that 2 minutes back?

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        You get one minute back for every billionaire you put in the guillotine.

        • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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          but it will take more than one minute to process each parasite😭

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            Right! The task seems almost Sisyphean, like circumcising Wolverine. 😏

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    Mutants typically gain their powers at puberty. If he was circumcized as a baby would it regrow when he gets his powers? Or just heal stuff from that point forward? Or was wolverine unique in that he always had his healing powers?

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      He was born in a British colony long before circumcision would have been anything other than a religious rite.

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        Christianity was around before Britain so it would still be likely.

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          Christian circumcision wasn’t a thing back then, that didn’t start until the Kellog’s company sold the idea to christians alongside bland cereal to stop children from masturbating.

          Edit: This is not a joke, this is actual documented history.

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            And it’s only in America, no Christians in Europe do this.

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              Why, you guys got a problem with corn flakes?

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                Because they were designed by a religious fundamentalist to stop people masturbating

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