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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Women's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.

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Women's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • Lembot_0006@programming.dev
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    3 个月前

    And toilet paper – clean asses.
    Benzin – clean roads.
    Drugs – cemeteries.
    Alcohol – liver.

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      I need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!

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        Don’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?

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          Yes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.

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            3 个月前

            Wait. You aren’t?!?

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          hairy cartoon animal butts

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        3 个月前

        You want political toilet paper?

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          If they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!

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            Those guys already stop short of wiping clean and avoid touching their asshole in the shower

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        3 个月前

        Yeah I don’t care about softness and ply count.

        Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!

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        3 个月前

        The ones with the bears

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      Signs of depression:

      • holding a paper plate over ones face that has a smiley face

      • having children show you drawings of happy people

      • being constantly stuck in the rain

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        Bucket listed

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