• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    3 days ago

    Unsealed liquids and fragile things be damned! The plan is time sensitive.

    Listen to me Matt, do you want your wife and child back or not‽

    Ok then! So grab the c-4 & some peanut butter and I’ll meet you in the dog grooming van with the buttplugs. Let’s move!