DM a D&D campaign is the answer to this
MY LAPTOP!
Yeah but I want an excuse to have to do this for a real life adventure, not an imaginary one.
The real life adventure was navigating schedule conflicts all along
Same thing but with room for having sex. Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid.
As long as you get the desk’s consent have fun and play safe. Watch for splinters. They can ruin the relationship.
You must have confused me with some US VP. I don’t fuck furniture.
Couch? Ew, no! That’s disgusting. But a nice sexy desk…there’s a world of possibility. I’m a fan of 1950s heavy wooden teacher’s desks myself. Thicc.
Also, don’t forget to tighten her up once in a while.
Okay, but after that, can we go over the plan please? I brought the map and everything.
Hey, would you please text me when you’re done with the boinky doinky? Your adventure sounds pretty cool and I’m down.
Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid.
Seems unconventional, but you do you! (Or the desk…)
The chances of being in that situation are rather slim, however there’s another activity for which you can dramatically clear out a desk in one big sweep that is more probable, you do need a consenting partner though.
You can set up either ahead of time with a little planning!
Some meth fueled, high testosterone bro already did that in 1936 - 1945. Also he draw and paint.
In my experience, people are generally shocked when you actually do that and some may reconsider their friendship.
In your experience? Can you tell us more?
Apparently ones annual performance review is not that opportunity. The search continues.
You could work in IT as a Scrum master and start your Sprint Planning meetings like that.
I did it!!
The plan in question was window shopping but I did it nevertheless and it was GREAT!If my partner said this, I’d make a scavenger game around the city, a giant map, put a bunch of plastic stuff on the table, hand her the map and say “We need space to see it!”
I had the chance to do this once. It was the plan to abduct our friend for his bacholers.
Everyone was glad to see the monopoly board go.
No one’s seen that lad since. Didn’t show up at the wedding and people have been looking to this day
O he showed up at the wedding. But he has been missing since. Now I am working on the rescue plan.
Just discuse it at aliens, half of us would just go along with it, lol
Convince everyone that his wife is an alien that is probing him. I like it!
“OK, here’s what we’re looking at”
“So you see, anyway you look at it, my plan is doomed to fail.”
“…unless…” swipes giant map off table to make room for an even bigger map
Become a sailor
Make a plan to solve world hunger and I will bring the table.
Unsealed liquids and fragile things be damned! The plan is time sensitive.
Listen to me Matt, do you want your wife and child back or not‽
Ok then! So grab the c-4 & some peanut butter and I’ll meet you in the dog grooming van with the buttplugs. Let’s move!
