Who’s on first?
Who’s on first
Yes, he is.
Reminds me of when I was going on my friend’s computer one time and asked for the password and she said: my password
Me: yeah, what is it?
Her: my password
Me: I know, but what is your password?
Her: my password is my password
Me: ???
Chaotic af. We ended up agreeing that her password was genius and definitely idiot proof. 🤡
“Okay, nevermind, we’ll get back to it. For now, what’s that growing around second base?”
“That’s a big dill.”
“Well yes, obviously, it’s almost obstructing the field. But what herb could be such big a deal that you let it grow on a baseball field?”
“It sure is.”
“Never mind, we don’t have time for this. Can you get me back the time I lost on this bullshit?”
“Oh, you want thyme? Then let’s go to third base.”
“I just said, we don’t have time for this!”
“Well that’s why we should go to third base. We have plenty of thyme, you’ll see!”
“No we don’t, I just told you! We should head back to first base.”
“Back to witch grass?”
“I don’t care about grass, I just want to go back to first base.”
“Yes. Witch grass grows around first base.”
“I don’t care about which grass grows there, I’ll tell you what, you decide to which base we’ll go next, as long as we keep the time in mind and pass by the big deal on second base. So if we do that, we’ll get to which?”
“That’s the first time you got it right!”
“Oh, this’ll be the last time with you on a baseball field.”
“Oh, don’t worry, there’s still plenty of thyme and I’ll have any thistle be dealt with first thing tomorrow.”
“You’ll have what?”
“I’ll tell our groundskeeper. He knows how to deal with them. You should hire him for your garden, you can see what marvelous work he’s done here.”
“This’ll be the day. I can see it everywhere.”
“Only until tomorrow.”
That Hazel. She likes to screw with people’s heads.
Looks to where you’re pointing
Sees a tree
🤦
Fell for it again
third based
“ABBOT!!”
One of the reasons why i hate english
Homophones exist in all languages.
OP is homophonobic
