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        10 days ago

        First, you’d have to buy/build the dolls; then get clothes for them; then get helium; then find a way to deploy a few hundred at the same time…

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            9 days ago

            Old foreman joke.

            “Okay, we need you to dig a hole 10 meters by 7 meters by 9 meters deep. Here’s a spoon to dig with.”

            “Why don’t we wait until tomorrow? The backhoe will be free by then.”

            “Nope. That’ll put us behind schedule.”

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        10 days ago

        A pool toy, of course.

        Maybe you have a sick and twisted imagination that can come up with a sordid and nefarious use for a child-like inflatable doll.

        Luckily, I am too pure for such disgusting and vile thoughts.