It’s in Not the Onion because Hegseth has a history of leaking information because of his alcohol problem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_government_group_chat_leaks
Source: Kegseth accidentally texted me about the change
Isn’t he the leak?!?
“We’ll stop at nothing to find him” the man says, standing in front of his own wanted poster.
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.” 🌭
miley cyrus launches joint task force to track down the real identity of hannah montana
I love this sketchy. It is comedy gold
God damnit this sketch gets posted so many times these days. And it fits every time.
Final report recommendation: Keep your phone at home when your blitzed, Kegsbreath…
Spoiler: it’s him
It’s the whisky
If you weren’t doing so much stupid, illegal shit, then you wouldn’t have to worry about leaks.
A lot of jokes itt, but this is more fascism.
Making fun of fascists can often be just as satisfying as punching them. Both is best, of course…but one or the other will also do.
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“We’re gonna be so good on OpSec from now on.”
The leak is coming from inside the building.
He’s… He’s in the room.
My God, who is this sonofabitch?!
The call is coming from inside the house.
This is what happens when you and everyone around you is incompetent.
anti-whistleblower, anti-snitching task force.
“The leaks are coming from inside the SecDef’s office!”
Isn’t this like the first step in the establishment of fascism
Have your general squash or dissenters in the ranks.
Pretty much
