• Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    I don’t think it’s the same joke when it’s three turtles or a goat, because the joke is “I think I can get close enough…to engage in unspecified sex acts with this woman.”

    You think the same chemicals that turned the frickin frogs gay is responsible for this aversion to sexual thoughts? “Could it not be a naked woman? That clutches my pearls.”

    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 months ago

      “I think I can get close enough…to engage in unspecified sex acts with this woman.”

      that’s what i would assume, but then again it never states anything, so this is like walking into a fucking storage shed and seeing a colonoscopy going on. It’s just fucking weird.