• Shalakushka@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Most (99%) oven roast the turkey but the fattest of rednecks deep fry it to show reverence to their fat ancestors.

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      1 year ago

      As a fat redneck, you’re mostly correct. You just forgot to add the word drunk in there somewhere.

      Imma fry one up in about half an hour. I’m also gonna start drinking in just a minute. My fat drunk uncle who lost several of his fingers in a fireworks incident is smiling down on me from redneck heaven.

      • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works
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        I would always trust Bubba and Uncle Jim Bob to cook and grill better than Sam or Elliot from the insurance company