alphanerd4@lemmy.world to US Authoritarianism@lemmy.world · 1 year agoJesus is Fundamentally Socialistlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
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minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year ago“Why is Jesus always preaching liberal talking points!? And those prophets in the old testament are getting all pissed about people not taking care of the poor. That sounds like SoCiAlIsM!”
minus-squaresomething_random_tho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI stopped reading the Bible after it became woke.
minus-squarereturn2ozma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThey tried to tell me Jesus isn’t white! /s
Jokes on you, they don’t read the bible
“Why is Jesus always preaching liberal talking points!? And those prophets in the old testament are getting all pissed about people not taking care of the poor. That sounds like SoCiAlIsM!”
I stopped reading the Bible after it became woke.
They tried to tell me Jesus isn’t white! /s