Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 年前I can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square133fedilinkarrow-up11.16Karrow-down19
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minus-squarefckreddit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·1 年前I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
minus-squareMuscar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 年前Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
minus-squaremeliaesc@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前How many hot pockets do you need?!
minus-squaremeliaesc@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·1 年前I have lightning fast wifi at home
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
This guy microwaves
How many hot pockets do you need?!
At least 3.50
I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
I have lightning fast wifi at home
Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.