If I plant more trees will that block his hacking? What are some quick growing trees?
Just switch to open source beer
Just set up an unprotected network with a fun proxy:
i recommend you invest in a good beer safe with a good fire wall. maybe a wall safe, and install it behind this painting.
Make sure your wifi is wired to the wall, then your neighbor’s crime counts as wire fraud. As a private, natural person, you might also look into some loopholes in the Uniform Commercial Code.
No, no. You have to line the trees with mirrors to reflect his hacking signals.
Bamboo, dude. Will grow 100 ft tall in no time.
You can use those plastic xmas trees as long as you have enough metal ornaments in them.
I recommend metal tinsels because they are easier to ground.
If you can find a bear, it might be enough to distract the neighbor, and maybe he’ll share his trees with you
I could try to train an army of attack ducks. They say the ducks at the park are free. I know a guy that has 2 pet ducks.
