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minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·4 months agoBro we need to track you in every way possible so we can sell you even more shit, what’s the big deal?
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoUm, how about no Scott, okay? You got my money, if you wanna keep pestering for more money, I’m gonna return this original item and you aren’t getting shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don’t.
Bro we need to track you in every way possible so we can sell you even more shit, what’s the big deal?
Um, how about no Scott, okay? You got my money, if you wanna keep pestering for more money, I’m gonna return this original item and you aren’t getting shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don’t.
Scotty n’est pas