This instant coffee is so bad, they’re so communist, and so many people will tell you… wait, what… apparently the owner of folgers is one of my supporters, they’re the best, they’re so unbelievable, so amazing. The best part of waking up is… what? apparently that was a hack, they never gave us a dime, Folgers are the absolute worst, they taste terrible! This coffee is like a used tampon, and I would know what that tastes like, I had a teenaged daughter. So anyways… Now they’re telling my Folgers has donated a million dollars to my re-erection account, they are the best. Go buy Fulgers, it’s simply the best.