Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThere's a switch on top of Mt. Doom.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1494arrow-down19
arrow-up1485arrow-down1external-linkThere's a switch on top of Mt. Doom.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoIs Saurin today? No, he’s Saurout.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOh the possibilities. Maybe he has a basement and is Saurunder.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year ago“I’ll be in the Saurattic organizing our storage boxes this afternoon.”
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoBoxes full of… rings? They need to be in the shelf with the label “giveaways for business partners”.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year ago“Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOk, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.
Maybe he’s just Saurin?
Is Saurin today? No, he’s Saurout.
Oh the possibilities. Maybe he has a basement and is Saurunder.
“I’ll be in the Saurattic organizing our storage boxes this afternoon.”
Boxes full of… rings?
They need to be in the shelf with the label “giveaways for business partners”.
“Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Ok, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.