• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee
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      5 days ago

      Captain Planet: uh, why did you vote IN all of the people I’ve been catching and stopping?

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          a) Don Cheadle is awesome

          b) No capitalist would support even this version. Free human trees? Where’s the surplus value to exploit? Have you not considered next quarter’s EPS?

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            It would be a green washer’s wet dream. Eliminate everyone you don’t stand to turn a profit from by turning them into “ethically sourced” lumber. You get a steady source of lumber to sell to IKEA and other furniture companies with a sketchy way to control your carbon footprint offset.