Don’t tell America…

…there’s oil in America.

“What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!”

FK I bit it

Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

Gold

Why didn’t they name that website the bloomin onion

Mission accomplished.

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

This the realest fake headline

“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry

Thanks Obama!

Are Americans finally reaping what they’ve sown for over a hundred years? I can’t wait to watch. I hope they have Trump for life.