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bruhduh@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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bruhduh@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    Bro squirting is also just piss. Stop sugarcoating that shit.

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      A lil piss never hurt nobody nohow

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        Calm down Bear Grylls

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        I never said its a bad thing. Hear me out. I just think people think piss is taboo so they invented “piss but not taboo”.

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      My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated?

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        Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water.

        So, squirt is pee, but if she’s gone to the bathroom recently, it’s very diluted pee.

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          Damn we got a squirt scholar over here

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            A squolar, if you will

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        It’s not supposed to be dark yellow, so I’m guessing better hydrated.

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        There is a porn squirt and then there is a vaginal discharge when some of the “natural lubrication” shoots out due to muscle contractions when your lady orgasms.

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      Don’t lie to people it’s impossible to sugarcoat it, especially midair.

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      I’ve been pissed on?!

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      deleted by creator

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        This is blatently false. It’s like 98% pee.

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          And 2% magic

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            I still believe.

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              Ignorance is bliss.

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            Just heard that via Rick Sanchez voice.

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              brrp it’s mostly piss, morty. Does that get your… does that get your rocks off brrp morty?

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