PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前We live in a public transit helllemmy.worldimagemessage-square251linkfedilinkarrow-up11.45Karrow-down136
arrow-up11.41Karrow-down1imageWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square251linkfedilink
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up87·1 年前Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·1 年前We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前And if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前*except on one of the all-female trains
Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
“in precisely 48 seconds”
We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
committed sudoku*
Whilst wearing a seifuku
Chef’s kiss
Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
And if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
*except on one of the all-female trains