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minus-squareblindbunny@lemmy.mlcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 个月前But they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 个月前I’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
minus-squaredarkdemize@sh.itjust.workscakelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前I’m just saying, if you were going to eat a sandwich taco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
minus-squareScott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前They wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
minus-squareblindbunny@lemmy.mlcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前Animals, roofied tacos aren’t even satisfying.
minus-squarepappabosley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前Can only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”
But they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
Dude, not even sofas are safe.
I’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
I’m just saying, if you were going to eat a
sandwichtaco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.They wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?
None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
Animals, roofied tacos aren’t even satisfying.
Can only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”