Goku@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agodo you think freewill truly exists?sh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square320fedilinkarrow-up11.11Karrow-down134
arrow-up11.07Karrow-down1external-linkdo you think freewill truly exists?sh.itjust.worksGoku@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square320fedilink
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoHow Shakespearian. “Stop his mouth with a kiss.” “And another kiss.” “Keep going! More kisses, least he open his mouth and opine on the weather.”
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoa year in the horror dawns upon you you have trained your partner to engage in small talk to get kissed
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoHi honey, how’s the weath– “Go Away! I’m Not In A Kissing Mood!”
How Shakespearian. “Stop his mouth with a kiss.”
“And another kiss.”
“Keep going! More kisses, least he open his mouth and opine on the weather.”
a year in the horror dawns upon you
you have trained your partner to engage in small talk to get kissed
Hi honey, how’s the weath–
“Go Away! I’m Not In A Kissing Mood!”