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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 1 天前

30 to 40 olives

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30 to 40 olives

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 1 天前
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  • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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    1 天前

    Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.

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      What size are the olives where you’re at?

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      1 天前

      Am I not suppose to use my penis?

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        Not if you want it to stay extra virgin

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          👏

        • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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          You win the internet for today.

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        Not unless its split enough ways to give you more than one functional head to eat olives off of.

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      THANK YOU. This is the way.

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