• jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Het is te laat, je hebt de Nederlanders opgeroepen, makker. Bereid je voor op k o l o n i s a t i e.

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    It is too late, you summoned the Dutch, mate. Prepare to be c o l o n i s e d.

    • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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      Do you implement your healthcare system in your colonies? Also how likely are the colonizers to marry the locals and produce tall offspring?

      Asking for a friend.

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        First question: no, best we can do is force you to build dykes.

        Second question: we wouldn’t actually visit you, we would hire your neighbors to subdue you.

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          First question: no, best we can do is force you to build dykes.

          *dikes

          Then again, this being Lemmy maybe you meant it as written!

          • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Both spellings can mean wall for holding back water, and things spelled with a “y” are 20% cooler.