the astronaut, physicist, navy SEAL, MD is coming back to congress.
Sadly, this would probably work. The GOP would back it 100%. Democrats would be split between writing a stern letter or welcoming back their dear friend, Mitch. The media will sane wash anything at this point. DOJ would investigate… anyone who said that isn’t Mitch.
after consuming the soul of lindsey graham, at the same time he became healthy again.
The what?
The sole of Lindsey Graham.
Face facts, we all miss that little scamp George Santos.
Yeah I’m so down for this. Hope it happens!
Its not politically good; it’s just really funny.
His grift almost seems quaint by today’s standards.
Cheeky little grifter!
He did make me laugh
Almost would be funnier if he had Graham’s face
Just, like, holding it in his hand?
Eating it like pork rinds
Stapled over his face

I sat here, giggling, waiting for the image to load. Quietly whispered to myself, “hehe, I know what this is gonna be.”
Then that fucking monstrosity appeared in front of me. I snored, and scoffed! “HA!”
But I knew, deep down, that I’m gonna have fucking nightmares tonight.
Somehow, McConnell returned
He looks like he is on death’s door.
I don’t see a difference





