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minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down1·1 day agoPro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy. Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
minus-squareHappySkullsplitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down3·24 hours ago The toilet paper is loaded backwards
minus-squaremarduk@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·24 hours agoEvery time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
minus-squareHawke@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·23 hours agoI’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
minus-squareGFGJewbacca@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down22·24 hours agoExcuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
minus-squareCheradenine@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·23 hours agoIs there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time? The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·20 hours agoLemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·19 hours agoWhat did you just say about the interrobang‽
minus-squareLilB0kChoy@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·15 hours agoWhat’s an interrobang‽
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·21 hours agoSo it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agonone of these there’s not enough crying
minus-squareMotoAsh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agoahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
minus-squarejust some guy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·23 hours agoAs a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·22 hours agoCat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·23 hours ago if not cat owner Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·23 hours agoThat would not stop a cat
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·20 hours agoThe toilet paper is correctly installed
Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
The toilet paper is loaded backwards
Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?
The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
What did you just say about the interrobang‽
What’s an interrobang‽
So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
none of these there’s not enough crying
ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it
That would not stop a cat
The toilet paper is correctly installed