dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)
Shit, you’re right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I’ve got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.
So if we’re going rule of funny, it’s you. Rule of drama, it’s me.
dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)
But WE are worshipping Satan.
Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.
And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.
It’s more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though
Shit, you’re right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I’ve got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.
So if we’re going rule of funny, it’s you. Rule of drama, it’s me.
this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don’t tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.