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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Supreme Court Waiting For Latest Check to Clear Before Deciding if Trump Stays on Ballot

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Supreme Court Waiting For Latest Check to Clear Before Deciding if Trump Stays on Ballot

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Officials at the Supreme Court announced their decision on whether or not Donald Trump should be allowed on the 2024 ballot hinges on whether or not their agreed-upon bribes clear on time.
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  • 0110010001100010@lemmy.world
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    I’m not convinced this is actually false…

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      It is. They are compensated in vacations and RVs.

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        And checks pay for those. QED

        • SphereofWreckening@ttrpg.network
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          Ye, but they never SEE the check. So that makes everything ok and above board. No need to looks at these books mister lawman: they’re all clean 😎

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    I’m old enough to remember when The Onion was satire.

    • axsyse@lemmy.sdf.org
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      To be fair, this one isn’t The Onion but rather another similar site. (Obviously your point still stands though)

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    The onion spouting truth in a sea of shit. This country is officially fucked

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    The Onion is now reporting more factual news than Fox.

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    this is literally functionally how the court works tho. why are we still doing this shit? does anyone believe in this shit anymore?

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    Wait, are we sure it’s not?

  • Nobody@lemmy.world
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    “We were leaning toward any other GOP candidate when all Trump did was complain about the last election, but now that he’s a mask-off fascist, our owners will pay any amount to make him president.

    The death of the rule of law is long overdue. Imagine people thinking laws could apply equally to everyone.”

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