Steven Segal
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you’re waiting for him to do his “awkward teenager” character.
Haha, came here to say that too.
DJ Qualls:
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
funny that you likened him to another spider-man actor.
btw British Dwight was called Gareth in case anyone’s curious.
I’d watch that though.
Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.
Jack Black
LOL, just thinking about is too funny,
Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.
James Corden.
Oh, that might be unbeatable. You win, I think. 😅
Steven Segal
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
i can’t find the original steven seagal chapo clip that made me cry laugh the entire time. if anyone knows where it is or has an archive link please let me know
You might enjoy his music. It includes him adopting a Jamaican accent and singing the lyrics:
“Me want the punani see for make me nice”
dwayne johnson the rock
Kevin Hart as Q.
Vin Diesel as M.
Danny Davito
I thought it was WORST, not BEST!
I legit had to check if there was a “wrong answers only” modifier.
Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
Tommy Wiseau (the “oh hi mark” guy)
Jared Leto.
This is the one.
Because I’m genuinely scared it could happen.
Joe Pesci, circa 1995
Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where’s the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*
Q: Sir, please… *choke* I was just explaining… *cough* the pen’s unique bidet feature…
Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin’ BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!
Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just… *splutter* use the pen’s other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet… *gasp* live…
Jared Leto
You win 🤢
Adam Sandler
I mean, he’s done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.
Watch Uncut Gems if you don’t believe me that his range is incredible.
Only problem is his age would mean you’d have to set him as a retired or M-style Bond.
Honestly, a Bond that survived, became the leadership at MI6 and got drawn back into the field could be a great movie.
Edit: this made me rewatch The Man From Uncle when I realized I was describing a certain character. Put him in one of those roles and I think he’d nail it.
Or not, suave might be outside his range after all 🤷♂️
Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
