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minus-squareHarbinger01173430@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·15 hours agoCan’t we just find a way to upgrade the earth animals instead? We can have real furries that way
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 hours agoUpgrade? Have we even seriously tried opening dialogue with elephant or whale tribes? I know we jacked off a bunch of dolphins we raised in captivity, but, like… Did we send anthropologists anf linguists?
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoJust because we could talk to a whale wouldn’t make them a furry. They need to be anthropoidal to be a furry.
minus-squareHarbinger01173430@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoI said upgrade. Let’s make their bodies more enjoyable for us to see. If we never meet aliens, let’s make them.
minus-squareMachinist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoAnd gave them LSD! Funded by NASA. The Dolphin Who Loved Me.
Comes later.
Can’t we just find a way to upgrade the earth animals instead?
We can have real furries that way
Upgrade?
Have we even seriously tried opening dialogue with elephant or whale tribes?
I know we jacked off a bunch of dolphins we raised in captivity, but, like… Did we send anthropologists anf linguists?
Just because we could talk to a whale wouldn’t make them a furry. They need to be anthropoidal to be a furry.
I said upgrade.
Let’s make their bodies more enjoyable for us to see. If we never meet aliens, let’s make them.
And gave them LSD! Funded by NASA.
The Dolphin Who Loved Me.