Can I… uhhm… get one too? Maybe a little more fluffy? Ohh, and it would be nice if it could wag too… U know… Just for… uhhm… balancing purposes…
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It remeber me an painting of Patrick Woodroffe
They got the guy three sets of robohands but couldn’t figure out some mechanolegs for him?
Future cosplay is going to be lit.
Is this a return to monke meme made manifest?
looks more like a scorpion tail.
honestly the best posture advice I have ever gotten is to sit like I have a tail (you would have to tilt your hips forward and stick your butt out behind you to put the tail up behind you rather than curling your tailbone under such that you’d be sitting on the tail).
Nobody wants to do that because men are thirsty.
Hahahaha insert of the day 😂
I’m not sitting improperly… It’s the patriarchy!
I have a feeling a completely different audience has a definite interest. They would just cover it in the same fur as the rest of their costume.
I was hoping for research into genetically adding one to a human, but I’ll.take this.
Comes later.
Can’t we just find a way to upgrade the earth animals instead?
We can have real furries that way
Upgrade?
Have we even seriously tried opening dialogue with elephant or whale tribes?
I know we jacked off a bunch of dolphins we raised in captivity, but, like… Did we send anthropologists anf linguists?
Just because we could talk to a whale wouldn’t make them a furry. They need to be anthropoidal to be a furry.
And gave them LSD! Funded by NASA.
Yup. That’s the most cost-effctive solution to the elderly falling problem. Trust me there is no other reason we are doing this.
Money for elderly that can prevent them from needing very expensive nursing home care is a huge market with no limit if the product works well. Especially for Japan but really everywhere will have increasingly large cohorts of their elderly people with not enough young people to care for them.
My dreams of kick boxing like a kangaroo may finally come truee
Finally something to balance the enormous mass I have in front.
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours please contact your doctor.
He’ll probably be pretty impressed and offer a high five.
But how will I then hang my coat?
Imagine working in a retirement home and one day one of the residents tells you “I am taking part in this clinical trial” and then she comes back as Doctor fucking Octopus.
I just want a third arm, is that too much to ask? Imagine how many tasks would be easier with that.
Fuck. Yes. Id make so many comments about killing spider man.
Now if it can stab people and drain them of their bioenergy, I can reach my final form!
I’m supposed to be cleaning but now I’m laughing too hard imagining some “saturday morning cartoon” tokusatsu show about a squad of mecha-grandmas.
tokusatsu
What does this word mean?
It encompasses a few genres of live action japanese tv/movies but I was thinking like power rangers/super sentai.
Tonight on Lifetime-Japan, Speed Walkers - A motley crew of septuagenarians must defeat the evil doer, osteoarthritis man, else they will be forced to deal with painful joints! Can these grizzled grandmas come out victorious? Tune in to find out!
Looking at other papers from the same lab and this is the silliest paper I’ve ever seen, they’re evaluating the effect of shining rgb lights at glass noodles on the eating experience
Won’t people get used to this, making it harder to walk without it?
Exactly, it will work just like glasses, help people avoid real struggle and not do their best to overcome simple issues like aging hips
And also sitting down is hard now. But yeah, you have to imagine all the stabilization your muscles used to do are now taken care of by this robot tail. So atrophy away!
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Eventually the tail offers to curl up and carry you, then we’re just a step away from the Wall-E chairs
Only if it’s useful
About time they did something for the furries.
