SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down119
arrow-up1118arrow-down1message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down2·2 years ago16 tonnes per person per year.
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 years agoScientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·2 years agoIf Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
minus-squaremaiskanzler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoShe might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
minus-squaretwei@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoSo what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down10·2 years agoAlternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·2 years agoWhy do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-squareJadenSmith@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoIt would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-squareTHE MASTERMIND@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoLol that would be really something
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoWhy do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoAre you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoYou probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
16 tonnes per person per year.
Spitting straight facts
Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
So what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?