OK South Park, you know what to do!
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
Sounds like something someone who plays with dolls would say.
that’s really weird.
I was talking with someone yesterday and we wondered,
#where are the Epstein files?
Yeah, just like JD Vance doesn’t “play” with couches. 😄
Lol, he does. He totally does.
Nailed my immediate thought
So lon3star now you see evil will always win because good is dumb
He’s not totally wrong
I’m starting to think this Miller guy plays with dolls.
Bald ones
Wow, so Stephen Miller plays with dolls? That’s weird.
Steven Prothero Miller
But fr I don’t care if he plays with dolls. My beef is with how he treats humans
Trump’s biographer Michael Wolff previously said on The Daily Beast Podcast that the president has a less-than-flattering nickname for one of his most loyal henchmen: “Weird Stephen.”
Honestly, even with his brain mostly rotted away now, little glimpses of Trump’s idiot-savant ability to bully at a grandmaster level can still shine through sometimes.
“Put your hand DOWN, Little Steve!”
Don’t forget meatball Ron and little Marco.
“Meatball Ron” was another stroke of real genius. “Sloppy Steve” was another decently good one, but honestly, “Weird Stephen” is fuckin’ perfection.
Each one sounds like he lost his train of thought mid-utterance, distantly heard himself finish the “nickname”, and is too much of a wuss to not double down & own it, every time.
Well, I’ve never thought about it until now but I’ve never been more sure that he has regular tea parties with a doll collection.
I wouldnt be surprised, hes very self-conscious, he dyed his SCALP to make it look like he had hair once, until people called out how silly he looks.
You’re right Polly Prissy Pants. We should deport all the brown people!
But deporting them is too much trouble! We should put them in concentration camps!
And when there are less of them we can fill the empty spots with other subhumans who give us trouble! Yay! /s
Daily Beast is a serious publication, right? Because this legitimately sounds like a Hard Times article.
Seriously, it’s been a long time since I read an actual news article that sounded this much like satire.
unbeasted:
Honestly, if this is true it means there’s some tiny kernel of humanity in that hateful ball of wrath. I would encourage this behavior. Sure, keep it behind closed doors because it does look odd but man, that guy is just a robot of hate and fear and vitriol.
It’s not what it looks like, don’t worry, he’s still a cunt. Those dolls were trophies that ICE confiscated from children they were deporting, he likes to imagine holding them out to taunt their crying rightful owners.
Really? He looks like 18th century wooden doll come to life.
They aren’t dolls. They’re GI Joes.
Pretending he’s a “real American hero” like them.
Never mind the article says they’re porcelain. No wonder he’s so fragile.
Even if they are dolls to us, to him, they are action figures.
