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minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 month agoWrong Matthew 4:20:69 “And lo, Jesus tried to explain that the cross would be much easier to carry if it has wheels yet the Roman said ‘lol, lmao’”
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoThe wheels were being provided by Apple and so Jesus couldn’t afford them.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoSomebody really knows his bible there.
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agongl, you got me in the first half.
Wrong
Matthew 4:20:69
“And lo, Jesus tried to explain that the cross would be much easier to carry if it has wheels yet the Roman said ‘lol, lmao’”
The wheels were being provided by Apple and so Jesus couldn’t afford them.
Somebody really knows his bible there.
ngl, you got me in the first half.