• Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago
    1. Stop lying. No you don’t. You look like a Baptist saying he loves Jesus. Just who are you trying to fool? Whose brownie points do you think you’re earning?

    2. I don’t. I haven’t tried looking for a date since the pandemic and I don’t plan to start again. Women don’t want me, they want the quarter million dollars of real estate I own and the 2 million dollars of real estate I’m heir to. Well guess what? Unlike the majority of married men, I’m not losing my home in a divorce. I’m gonna die right there on my grandfather’s land on my grandfather’s couch and my three month rotted corpse will be found by police on a wellness check initiated by the town water company. I’m not gonna be taken to the hospital, forced to keep my heart beating after the stroke and live to be an 86 year old shambling corpse of a social security check for others to cash.

    • Seleni@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Hmmm, yes, no doubt it’s the women’s height requirements that are to blame, since you have such a sterling personality.