- Me : pops up head from the ground… no rain. 
 Chicken: yum- Noooooo - Chicken: “Good thing I got here early.” - Late Worm: “Has anyone seen my son? i was meant to pick him up from practice but I was stuck in traffic” - Or Boomer worms: - “We forgot that you exist for 30-45 minutes.” 
 
 
 
- Oh man my chickens get aggressively excited when I find worms and throw them in the run for them. Especially those whopping night crawler bois. They do the keep-away prance with them held aloft and peck at each other about it. - I’ve decided to start vermicompost specifically to raise worms for them to nom, in addition to the cricket and mealworm tanks I’ve got going :) - My chickens are currently cooped up due to a bird flu outbreak in my area. It’s really sad that they can’t scavenge around now. 
 
- Fake and gay. Chicken is in a tiny cage with her eight wives. 
 
 
- (They would drown if they stayed underground) 
- Would you still love me if i was a human 







