cherisher@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agoUnemployment is the bestlemmy.worldimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1365arrow-down120
arrow-up1345arrow-down1imageUnemployment is the bestlemmy.worldcherisher@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squaretias@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 days agoStart by substituting the word “bum” for “arse” in your daily affirmations
minus-squareFishFace@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 days agoWhat daily affirmations should I have been making that would have had “bum” in??
minus-squaretias@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days ago“My bum looks as if I’m unemployed”
minus-squareFishFace@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 days agoHmm. Well I haven’t been saying that, that’s true.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days agoThat’s why your affirmation should be “be a lazy arse”!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoexcuse me but laziness is one of the three bastard mothers of invention. don’t do her like that.
Start by substituting the word “bum” for “arse” in your daily affirmations
What daily affirmations should I have been making that would have had “bum” in??
“My bum looks as if I’m unemployed”
Hmm. Well I haven’t been saying that, that’s true.
“Don’t be a lazy bum”
But I wanna
That’s why your affirmation should be “be a lazy arse”!
YAYYY
excuse me but laziness is one of the three bastard mothers of invention. don’t do her like that.
i prefer butthole personally