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minus-squaredontsayaword@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoSome of us pay good money for that
minus-squarenymnympseudonym@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoOne of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree (Unless it’s feces; that’s not out-of-the-box sanitary)
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoI’m SORRY if we can’t all meet Cosmo’s latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can’t handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don’t deserve it at its most-viscous.
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it’s feces; that’s not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn’t a fluid
I’m SORRY if we can’t all meet Cosmo’s latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can’t handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don’t deserve it at its most-viscous.