She hasn’t heard from him since? She’d better unclench and make sure he’s okay…
Well did she ever give his nose back?
Give him his nose back! Give him his nose back!
Green flag
brown flag.
Sex is supposed to be a fun bonding experience. I see no problem. If you can’t have dumb fun with your naked bestie who can you have fun with
This guy fucks
Some girl took that selfie and never imagined someone would caption it like this.
If you can’t laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽
bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away
Unless you’re like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.
Edit: can’t help myself, there’s an abnormal amount of angry small dick fuckers here(of which, you are not one!).
I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how bell curves work.
Edit to also add; my bad for making someone else feel better about themselves. I’ll try not to make that mistake again.
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it’s feces; that’s not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn’t a fluid
I’m SORRY if we can’t all meet Cosmo’s latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can’t handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don’t deserve it at its most-viscous.
Dude got suffocated by an anus.
The best sex I’ve ever had was with a woman who regularly (temporarily) cockblocked herself by making me laugh so hard I couldn’t stay hard
What the f*** is a Pusay?
Censoring yourself while asking about a censored word is the epitome of irony.
We’re attempting to achieve the comedy.
C*medy please, there may be mods present. They are triggered by people having fun.
what if she farts, or accidentally poops.
How the fuck do you accidentally poop
Love is like farts.
If you force either, it can turn to shit.
