ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days agoI would also be confusedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square100linkfedilinkarrow-up1621arrow-down115
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minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·25 days agoHusband here. Sometimes relationships end up with one “tidy one” and one “messy one”. I busted my ass over the years to turn from a gremlin into a “tidy one”. I got married to my “messy one”. She’s in charge of keeping the house clean. I have to remind her not to eat in bed 🥲
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down1·25 days agoOk. I’m going to help you out. I’ll take your messy wife, and I’ll also be messy with her. We’ll eat chocolate in bed. We’ll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car. And you can take my wife. Also, I’m not married.
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·25 days agoOh god, I just understood what an electric current is.
minus-squarePommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 days agoTIL I have a lot of potential!
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 days ago Oh god, I just understood what an electric current is. How do they tie together?
Husband here.
Sometimes relationships end up with one “tidy one” and one “messy one”.
I busted my ass over the years to turn from a gremlin into a “tidy one”.
I got married to my “messy one”. She’s in charge of keeping the house clean.
I have to remind her not to eat in bed 🥲
Ok. I’m going to help you out. I’ll take your messy wife, and I’ll also be messy with her. We’ll eat chocolate in bed. We’ll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.
And you can take my wife.
Also, I’m not married.
Oh god, I just understood what an electric current is.
TIL I have a lot of potential!
How do they tie together?