But dandelions make delicious jelly that tastes like honey.
Let’s make him something worse. Giant hogweed - invasive species that gives you skin burns and possible blindness if you end up touching your eyes with the oils. Seems suitable?
Nah, that won’t work. You’re in our headspace, saying something objectionable to us. You need to use words that are objectionable in their social constructs. That’s why weird cut them.
What a fruit cake.
Yeah, I’m taking that one back. This guy is a fuckin dandelion.
But dandelions make delicious jelly that tastes like honey.
Let’s make him something worse. Giant hogweed - invasive species that gives you skin burns and possible blindness if you end up touching your eyes with the oils. Seems suitable?
Yeah, let’s also keep calling them chuds
Stinging bush, just one touch and you have to deal with the pain for years.
Dandelions are at least pretty to look at.
This guy looks like a fart.
Nah, that won’t work. You’re in our headspace, saying something objectionable to us. You need to use words that are objectionable in their social constructs. That’s why weird cut them.
Dandelion is also very tasty!