Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Oh shit, that’s good. Write that down!”
in a mirror, you can kiss yourself, but only on the lips
Oh, suddenly self love is a problem?!?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Something tells me Neil may have actually performed that experiment himself. For science.
Doubt it was just kissing
“Docking sequence initiated”
It’s actually even more unlikely that they would be able to learn how to talk. This guy’s clearly not a very good scientist if he missed that.
I’d be questioning the unique selective pressures that caused the hundred acre wood to produce sentient stuffing filled animals.
I mean, if it’s the Red Forest, anything is possible
Darwin’s got his finches, Dawkins has his teddy, each instrumental to the modern understanding of natural selection.
Or he knows something we don’t…
Unlike with Neil DeGrasse Tyson, with Dawkins, I would be quite surprised if he brought that up without being quite specifically asked about it…
It’s probably from an hour long portrait interview, in which they cover a lot of ground including favourite English literary pieces, and the interviewer tries to tie it to the guest. They would probably ask David Beckham which Harry Potter character he’d have on his football team.
Viktor Krum perhaps?
Dawkins would have shitposted on Twitter with the best of them if he’d been born later
Well, he does, actually.
Is he really the best of them?
But, now hear me out, what if there was also a rabbit?
Why stop there? Owl! Tiger! Kangaroo!
Tigger. There’s a double-guh.
I mean, he’s a Tigger, not a Tiger, so that’s off.
Bruh you can’t just drop the t-word like that
I have a feeling that A.A. Milne might just wanted to call a character the N-word, then first had a dream about how badly it aged, then in a second one how far racist gamers can go to say at least a “censored” version of it online.
This looks like something from Viz magazine. They’ll regularly have big one page jokes about something and then have these little made up side bits in.
Whole thing was probably about illegal immigrants taking small boats to the hundred acre wood and then there’s this little bit in the bottom.
Here’s an example. The thoughts of the 1966 world cup winning squad on the disappearance of Lord Lucan
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Yeah, not with that attitude, Richard.
I don’t think those animals would be stitched together with cloth and stuffed with cotton, either.
I came here looking to see if anyone would point out that they are toy animals, not real ones.
I mean, the dude studied zoology at Balliol College, Oxford, so he is an expert on the matter…
And yet his statement is missing the oxford comma
Buzzkill
Someone take Dawkins to a zoo.
I’m sure there’s regions where people have pigs and donkeys and there are bears and tigers in the woods.
However, it would not end up well for the pig or the donkey if they hung out
It is unlikely that this transphobe will be remembered in a positive light in ten years.
Uh oh, what did he do?
He claimed several times that transpeople were just the gender version of “Black Face”, so much so they rescinded one of his humanism awards
Wild that you’re getting downvoted, I didn’t know people actually like Dawkins. Here’s The Guardian’s article
Remember that time he excused a woman getting sexually assaulted in an elevator by an Atheist, and he just shrugged it off as “A Muslim would have done worse” and claimed she was overreacting… haha… Dawkins is a piece of shit.
He has also argued for Non-Local Consciousness and claims to be a “Cultural Christian”, so I wonder if he’s even an Atheist anymore…
If you were raised in “the West” then you are most likely passively “culturally Christian” too.
True, but the thing, as I don’t base my entire fucking identity around it to the point where I’m openly bragging about it, despite trying to be the figurehead of New Atheism (New Atheism and Atheism are different things)
We have to remember that “New Atheism” was/is largely a response to militant Islam and also demographic shift in western nations.
Disagreed slightly with someone
What a tragedy. Can we dig him up and cancel him?
Edit: Who else was thinking he was dead? Lord hep me!
I like this guy less and less every day.
This guy’s smart. Where do I send money?
