Hide and Seek: Snitches Get Scritches
Rats don’t need to go so much to find something
Next step: the bowling ball drops from the bathtub, launching the man who then dives into the barrel, releasing the laundry basket meant to catch the mouse.
“Shh! Don’t tell the ants where I am.”
“Don’t say a word and he won’t find us. We need to cut through the arcade to get to the door. I can’t eat anymore of his pizza.”
In the heat of the moment, Larry could only think to throw his dentures at the hungry rat.
Moments before what in retrospect was inevitable, Jeremy realized he shouldn’t have crammed his rectal cavity with cheddar cheese that morning.
You’re right, this paper is so adorable!! <3
what is the thing on the bottom left?
Mouse brain maybe?
“shhhh, i’m poopin”
As the gerbil approaches Richard Gere it wonders what will happen next.
It’s gonna be butt stuff I just know it
I haven’t heard this about Richard Gere in so long LMAO, bravo
‘Schrodinger’s mistake’
In the vast, uncharted wilderness of the living room, a pioneering white rat, equipped with high-tech GPS gear, embarks on a valiant expedition. The objective? To chart the perilous route to the mythical cardboard box. On the sidelines, a perplexed human, wrapped in his blanket of ignorance, silently observes. Unbeknownst to him, he is witnessing a monumental moment in rodent exploration, a tiny pioneer bravely navigating the domestic jungle. Here, in the humble living room, history is written by those who dare to scurry.
© ChatGPT
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe…
“Why, Hello there!”
(Edit: the trimmed the best part! The belly tickles as a reward.)