• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    5 months ago

    Next step: the bowling ball drops from the bathtub, launching the man who then dives into the barrel, releasing the laundry basket meant to catch the mouse.

  • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    “Don’t say a word and he won’t find us. We need to cut through the arcade to get to the door. I can’t eat anymore of his pizza.”

  • Windex007@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Moments before what in retrospect was inevitable, Jeremy realized he shouldn’t have crammed his rectal cavity with cheddar cheese that morning.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      It’s gonna be butt stuff I just know it

      I haven’t heard this about Richard Gere in so long LMAO, bravo

  • daddy32@lemmy.world
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    In the vast, uncharted wilderness of the living room, a pioneering white rat, equipped with high-tech GPS gear, embarks on a valiant expedition. The objective? To chart the perilous route to the mythical cardboard box. On the sidelines, a perplexed human, wrapped in his blanket of ignorance, silently observes. Unbeknownst to him, he is witnessing a monumental moment in rodent exploration, a tiny pioneer bravely navigating the domestic jungle. Here, in the humble living room, history is written by those who dare to scurry.

    © ChatGPT

  • YaxPasaj@lemmy.eco.br
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    5 months ago

    A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe…

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    “Why, Hello there!”

    (Edit: the trimmed the best part! The belly tickles as a reward.)